Okay, so there I was — starting the UGLY PORN BLOG to inspire women to get off their asses and jam like the revenue-generating professionals I know they can be — and KAPLOW! I got blindsided. Better yet, I got punched straight in the gut. We got summarily EVICTED from our luxury apartment of FOUR YEARS after being only TEN DAYS late on rent. We showed up in court with POSTAL MONEY ORDERS for the amount we owed and by gosh, apparently, management STOPPED ACCEPTING UNITED STATES POSTAL MONEY ORDERS. Go figure.
Anyway, they rejected our money and kicked us out. We put everything we own, including jewelry and clothes, into storage.
His job was sending him across America for the next couple of months, so I joined him. The job paid for hotel suites and vehicles — so we stored our car, too. We have a Boston Terrier; so we’d have to sneak her in to the suites that did not take pets. For the most part though, they did take pets (Poor thing. She is traumatized and follows me to the bathtub, now).
I can’t begin to describe the humiliation I felt as my spices, medicine cabinet toiletries and wet foods from the fridge (packed in a tub with ice we’d have to replace every so often) fell from the back of our vehicle onto the high-noon, convenience-store pavement in TWO DIFFERENT STATES. It was surreal. If I ever needed my mommy, it was then and there.
If I ever needed my mommy, it was then and there.
This turn of events made all my work (for example: to create a paperless office space for you to see) completely irrelevant. How could I speak of success while I was packing stuff into storage and piggybacking on my husband’s out-of-town business trips (with my DOG, as well) so I’d have a place to sleep?
Then it hit me. Being emotionally devastated and bunkered in strange hotel rooms is EXACTLY the place to build and succeed from! What the hell have I got to lose?
My husband HAS a job. He has a diversion from the setback. He has goals. What the fuck is MY problem? I can’t tell you to get off your ass if I don’t get off mine. So I’m getting off mine and my plans for UGLY PORN are going forward.
I will post hotel videos to our YouTube site in their own category. I think it will be amazing to watch this Phoenix rise from the ashes. I hope you join the movement. I plan to grow this thing like jack’s beanstalk! lol